At 04:13 PM 2/27/2008, you wrote:
Here's my problem... I visit a website...
Website takes awhile to... but soon ..."freezes," meaning I
All the system will allow me
to do is... At that a little box informs
me that... and asks...
So I call... tells me my problem is not with my...
but with my... What to do?
... says get a new... OR use a...
with me? If so... how can I get...?
It's miserable being so dumb and helpless...
Dear Miserable, Dumb and Helpless,
Greeting! My name Tote Leeink Umpitant. We receive at office here in
Twangpoon request that you have troubles with computer. We examine
your situation most carefully and talk much about it along side of coffee pot.
You know the pot help us with realization of many problem. We even
show supervisor who sometime ruminate with us. He wise man and nose
We think cause of great
difficulties with computer you have is close at our grasp. We think
you very nice person. This
not factual, no? But cause of problem is you very nice person in every
way except on computer you is nincompoop. You let us help you no
Here some several thing you try. One maybe neuter you of
1. Climb beneath belly of desk to make surly unit plug robustly
flirting with wall socket.
2. Make side-ways dance of mouse to visualize pointer move on
3. Is proper voltage to house from voltage provider firm?
4. Scurry monitor unit back and fourth rabidly to clear screen.
5. Leave over night bowl of rice and curry for which to rice favor
with of computer ant sisters.
(If away in morning computer all better or else you have living within
6. Remove software from bowels of computer and clean hilariously.
7. Try pot you self maybe you find problem.
8. Be most diligent tourist to dump for finding of better computer.
If one of this suggestion not do the deception then you send
troublesome message again and I send you more suggestion.